Anonymous at work

Avoiding Getting Fired Before I Leave

#myworldaround

Look, keeping myself anonymous at work isn’t just for the drama, it actually makes sense. As of today, I’m still working in Madrid—boss, meetings, emails, and my best “I’m here, 100% committed” face all in place. But in my head… well, in my head, I’m already walking through a spiritual temple in Japan, deeply pondering whether I’ll have sushi or ramen for dinner.

• Mission: Stay Under the Radar (For Now) •

Escena de oficina con dos personas rumoreando. Un jefe observa con sospecha mientras la otra persona, con postura incómoda, intenta mantener la compostura como si no estuviera planeando una gran escapada

The thing is, my boss is a good guy and a few higher-ups trust me too, so the plan is to avoid them finding out about my upcoming escape and me becoming the office gossip. I can already picture it:

“Hey, did you hear Fulanita is planning a huge trip across Asia?”
— Awkward silence.
— A vein popping in my boss’s forehead as he glares at me from across the room.
— Two seconds later: “Can you step into my office for a moment?”

And there I’d be, flashing the most forced smile of my life, sitting there like someone guilty of zero crimes but still feeling like I have something to hide. Meanwhile, in my head, the only thing I hear is: Run, reckless one, run”.

• The Plan Until D-Day Arrives •

Ratón vestido como espía con una maleta pequeña y un cartel que dice 'Misión Secreta' que sugiere que mantengo el anonimato por mi trabajo, reflejando la estrategia de pasar desapercibido hasta el gran día del viaje

So, until I have that official chat and can say goodbye on the best terms possible (and with a resignation letter in hand—one that may or may not mention my backpacking adventure), I’ll keep my identity ninja-level secret. Let’s just say staying anonymous at work makes everything smoother and drama-free.
In the meantime, I’ll keep ticking off tasks, putting on my best face as a responsible, available team player, and replying to emails with the classic: “Always happy to assist you.”
While in my head, I’m rehearsing the moment I finally get to say: “It’s been a pleasure, but the world is calling.”

Camino hacia un destino exótico con una mochila lista para la aventura, simbolizando el escape definitivo de la oficina y el comienzo de un nuevo viaje y Anonymous at work

So, while I keep drafting reports and checking off tasks, I’ll continue with my real master plan. I’ve got just one mission left: hold it together until D-Day…
And then, backpack on, off to conquer the worl—Asia (for now).

⇒ Note: All the images on this blog have been generated using AI (for now), mainly to add my personal touch… But don’t worry, once I step out of anonymity, I’ll swap AI for real snapshots (and I promise, no extreme filters… Keeping it real!).

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