Look, keeping myself anonymous at work isn’t just for the drama, it actually makes sense. As of today, I’m still working in Madrid—boss, meetings, emails, and my best “I’m here, 100% committed” face all in place. But in my head… well, in my head, I’m already walking through a spiritual temple in Japan, deeply pondering whether I’ll have sushi or ramen for dinner.
• Mission: Stay Under the Radar (For Now) •
The thing is, my boss is a good guy and a few higher-ups trust me too, so the plan is to avoid them finding out about my upcoming escape and me becoming the office gossip. I can already picture it:
— “Hey, did you hear Fulanita is planning a huge trip across Asia?” — Awkward silence. — A vein popping in my boss’s forehead as he glares at me from across the room. — Two seconds later: “Can you step into my office for a moment?”
And there I’d be, flashing the most forced smile of my life, sitting there like someone guilty of zero crimes but still feeling like I have something to hide. Meanwhile, in my head, the only thing I hear is: “Run, reckless one, run”.
• The Plan Until D-Day Arrives •
So, until I have that official chat and can say goodbye on the best terms possible (and with a resignation letter in hand—one that may or may not mention my backpacking adventure), I’ll keep my identity ninja-level secret. Let’s just say staying anonymous at work makes everything smoother and drama-free. In the meantime, I’ll keep ticking off tasks, putting on my best face as a responsible, available team player, and replying to emails with the classic: “Always happy to assist you.” While in my head, I’m rehearsing the moment I finally get to say: “It’s been a pleasure, but the world is calling.”
So, while I keep drafting reports and checking off tasks, I’ll continue with my real master plan. I’ve got just one mission left: hold it together until D-Day… And then, backpack on, off to conquer the worl—Asia (for now).
⇒ Note: All the images on this blog have been generated using AI (for now), mainly to add my personal touch… But don’t worry, once I step out of anonymity, I’ll swap AI for real snapshots (and I promise, no extreme filters… Keeping it real!).